The Ronaconda

As I have mentioned in previous posts The Buttplug sees lots of people everyday. All sorts of customers from avid pornography renters to dancers who need a new skimpy outfit or just the average misfits and dregs of society. Many of which are regulars. Some regulars are great customers and others are just kind of there.
Today I would like to introduce one of the stores most infamous regulars. He is 50-something-year-old black man named Ron but everyone at my store knows him as The Ronaconda. Ronaconda is an excellent subject for a source of entertainment and I'm sure I will be sharing his exploits on a regular basis.
First off The Ronaconda got his name from the size of his penis. He thought it would be a good idea to send pictures of his big black member to me and all of my coworkers. With a bit of brain and wit on the staff's part down at the buttplug Ron had a new name and he proudly made it a steady word in his everyday vocabulary.
Just so you can get a feel on the type of guy The Ronaconda is. He spends countless hours down at the shop. He usually comes in about two hours to closing time and he cleans up around the place, straightens all the porn out, locks the doors and shuts the lights. The Ronaconda is not employed down at the buttplug but he takes on these tasks for a few free rentals a night. Its not that he is poor or anything, Ronaconda is self employed and makes pretty good money. The real reason that he does work around the shop is that he just plain likes to hang out there. Ronaconda is totally and completely obsessed with sex. In fact its pretty much all he thinks about. Everything he does in life can be related back to his sex drive. I truly believe that the only reason he even works is so he can have money to look nice for the ladies. He is so obsessed with sex that he never leaves the house without his lucky cockring. Every pair of pants the man owns has the imprint in his pocket from his lucky cockring. (The lucky cockring thing kinda reminds me of the John Holmes movie Dear Pam. One of my favorite 70's porns.). So yeah he basically helps us close the store every night just because he digs the atmosphere. The man lives only for the pussy. Actually that's not completely true. The Ronaconda has a pretty big fetish for He/She's a.k.a. chicks with dicks but then again he pretty much has a fetish for everything. He also loves big fat women. The bigger the better, he says. The truth is that The Ronaconda is a whole lot of fun. He's even got great sayings. I quote him, "Ill toss her salad but I wanna wash the lettuce first." How brilliant is that? I have probably heard the conda use this phrase a hundred times but every time he uses it is because hes looking at some fat chicks ass.
Ronaconda is a bit of a legend down at the buttplug and his name is known by many of my friends. Now I'm gonna have to make him a legend in here. After all he is part of My World The Sewer.