Gay Porn & The Bangles

Tonight I was blessed with a visit from one of the Buttplugs most annoying customers. His name is Mike and he is quite the individual. Mike is a mildly retarded homosexual who spends hours scanning through the gay porn section which really isn't that incredibly big.
On a normal night Mike The Gay Tard purchases one DVD at a time and walks in and out of the store to get just the exact amount of money from his car for each individual DVD. The only problem is he usually buys four or five discs at a time. He also can not remember the price of his DVDs even if he  had purchased one just minutes prior.
Tonight however, Mike The Gay Tard was in rare form. As he shuffled through the $19.95  gay porn rack he let out a roar of singing. The whole store craned their necks to see what all the commotion was. Well it was no other then Mike The Gay Tard singing Walk Like An Egyptian from the Bangles with a DVD of man on man ass licking in hand. Naturally I started to chuckle and it wasn't long before all of the customers were giggling to themselves. Mike however was completely oblivious to all the attention that he was getting and went on singing.
A short while after Mike walks up to the register and places his gay porn on the counter. How much is this one?, he asked. $19.95, I reply. He then informs me that he will have to go get the money. When the Gay Tard returns he makes the statement of his life. He says, "You son of a bitch Dillon!" and just stares at me... Eventually he says, do you know what movie that is from? Being a cheesy movie buff, I tell him that it is from Predator. The Gay Tard nods his head up and down and says, "verrrrrry goooood!" He was impressed as was I with his abnormal social skills. He then tells me that he likes to sing and I assured him that I was already aware of this and with that said, he invited me out for a night of Karaoke. I told him I wasn't much of a singer and he excepted it for what it was. He then told me to have a good night and as he headed out the door I couldn't help but wonder what it would be like on a night of Karaoke with Mike The Gay Tard. I'm sure it would be an experience. Next time I might have to except his offer.