Its A Filthy Job

I have always been a hard worker since I was a Yangon. I had my first job landscaping at Thirteen and I wasn't very much into school. Well maybe with the exception of health class but yeah I didn't really dig school all that much. Being that I got kicked out nice and proper and moved out of mom and dad's in my teenage years, I had to work. I worked in a deli for a bit slicing filthy meats but I left that bullshit for a construction job. I did construction for about six years and just fucking hated it. In fact I pretty much hated the whole world. Why did I have to break my back while other cats would just work at fucking Blockbuster or something and rewind shitty video tapes?

Well luckily for me this beautiful country of ours hit a recession and society was on the verge of economic collapse. Nobody was building houses anymore and I was only working a few days a week. Fuck there's no way I can afford my movie addiction with that kinda pay... So I left the wonderful world of construction and found myself a nice trashy job at the local Sex-Shop. This is the kinda place for me I thought. I can watch movies all day. Have my share of free 70's porn and laugh at perverts all day. Well I coined my place of employment "The Butt Plug". I felt that the name was suitable and that's what my friends and I refer to the classy shop as to this day. The real name of my shop will not be mentioned since I am not an asshole and am not willing to be fired over some stupid fucking Blog that I use to kill my bore-dumb. Sorry but only the names have been changed to protect the filthy, I mean innocent.
Welcome to My World The Sewer, I mean Butt-Plug!!!