Thursday, October 21, 2010

Hes A Workin Gal

Today is Will's first day down at the Butt-Plug. He is going through basic training and his mind is being jam packed with all kinds of trashy information. This pill keeps a man hard, this one makes him bigger, this cream makes girls more sensitive, this one numbs men. I remember my first day it was crazy. The manager explained the difference between about 50 different lubes and I'm supposed to remember the difference as the fucking Nazi owner peeks at me from his office. Well anyway Will or Wildo as I like to call him is of course out to impress, especially since its his first day and all.
Wildo is also very flamboyantly gay and I'm starting to notice that hes trying to use this to his advantage for some brownie points on my gay manager. It seems to be having the opposite affect considering that my boss is making him do all the bitch-work. Clean the bathroom, scrape the gum off the floor with a razor blade, put the DVDs on the shelf, and sweep the floor etc. While Wildo is sweeping I notice him talking to an old man by the back door. I ignore it and get back to my conversation with my boss. Our conversation is interrupted by Wildo. He tells us that he just got that old mans number. First of all Wildo is what you describe as a Twink. He looks like a little gay boy and this fucking guy is like 60 years old. My boss warns him that while he is at work, he is not here for "Cruising". I instantly think of Al Pacino and his greatest movie of the same title. Wildo defends himself by saying that the old man forced him to take his number. The boss-man just tells him not to make a habit of this.
The manager takes off for the night and I guess Wildo figures that when the boss is away the porn clerks will play because he almost immediately says "wow I didn't think he would care if I got that old guys number. I need to make money". I just kinda looked at Wildo in confusion. I hope this doesn't interfere with my job here but I really do gotta make money he says. Now it all clicked, Wildo is a fucking gay prostitute and he found his first client on his first day at his new job. It wont be long before this place is a fucking flaming brothel.


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