Woman Of Vengeance (1971)

This is one hell of a choppy and grainy watch. Woman Of Vengeance is available as a double feature with Slave Girls Of The S.S.. Both of these movies are pretty much beaten to hell but Woman Of Vengeance really takes the cake.

I'm sure this thing didn't look all that good on its release in the 70's but the dvd is hard to even see what is going on. There are moments that are completely white. Especially the scenes that take place outdoors. These scenes are painful to watch. You might be better off looking at a white wall for a few minutes. It is loaded with burps and skips and the audio is pretty bad as well.

The story isn't all that great either but there is some amusing dialogue. Story goes something like this. Man hates wife. Wife hates man. Man cheats on wife with Rene Bond. Wife cheats on husband with his best friend. Wife hires man to kill husband. Husband kills them both. The scene where the hitman is supposed to kill the husband is ridiculous. Its hard to see what happens because it is so white but it looks like the hitman falls down a hill and accidentaly shoots himself. The husband then kills his wife and her lover with the old toaster in the bathtub gag.

Rene Bond looks pretty good and offers up a couple of sex scenes but that is really all that this XXX piece of 70's smut has to offer

Johnny Wadd (1971)

This VCX release of Johnny Wadd is a gift from the porn-gods. This of course being the very first film in the John C. Holmes as Johnny Wadd series and at one time was the rarest and hardest of all Wadd films to find. Thank you VCX and Bob Chin for this amazing print. It's amazing how well Johnny Wadd was actually preserved. The dvd comes with trailers, a Bob Chin interview and a directors commentary as well.

I have read complaints about this film from others on the Internet. These people are a drag. Sure the plot is paper thin. Of course there is not much production value but take it as the novelty that it is. Its the first fucking Johnny Wadd movie! Besides, since this thing was shot before pornography wasn't even legal in this country it had to be rushed. Filmed in one day and cut together in about three it is a pretty good movie for what it is.

Johnny Wadd starts a new case in search of a rich missing girl. The sister of the m.i.a. girl pays Mr. Wadd one thousand dollars to find her sister but Johnny demands a bit more as incentive. The girl blows him and lets him dip his rocket into her beaver. I have never seen John Holmes as erect as he is in this scene. Mr. 15 & 1/2 is bigger then ever and ready to fill some holes. Next Johnny meets some hippie babe who calls her pussy a "bird"? This girl pays Wadd two thousand dollars to drop the case. She also lets Johnny get some "bird". Johnny ignores the hippie and meets with a "junkie who needed a fix" for some inside info. The junkie claims that the missing girls mother is the one responsible. Naturally Wadd meets with the girls mother and once she is threatened she pays Wadd five thousand dollars, sucks his dick and lets him stick a bottle in her pussy. This is the most disturbing scene in the whole movie because the woman in the sex scene is a senior citizen and pretty fucking hideous. I'm sure she is dead by now but if not I would like to kick her in the cunt for making me sit through that scene. All I could think to myself was poor John Holmes. He looks so upset. Needless to say his giant penis didn't show the same enthusiasm from the first scene. Guess he lucked out with that coke bottle.
Next we get a rape scene from our villain and of course Johnny Wadd saves the day. He also gets some pussy from the kidnapped babe.

Every sex scene with the exception of one takes place on the same couch. It is obvious that they were moving very fast when filming this thing. Johnny Wadd does four girls. Sort of... and we get some cool music behind it. Apparently this was another that at one time had the music from The Good The Bad And The Ugly but VCX actually took it out for once and the score that is in place now is actually really nice. A must have for all John Holmes collectors.

Swastika In The Hole (195?)

Now this is one of the weirdest things I have seen in a while. I can't find any information about the film on the Internet except for one guy claiming that it is from 1943. This I find a bit hard to believe but by the clothes and hair style I would guess it is from the early to mid 50's.

This short 9 min. stag film shows a man in a very realistic Adolf Hitler mask enjoying a strip tease from a fine looking Fraulein. The stripper removes Hitler's shirt and he has a giant swastika on his back. Next she removes his pants and his tight white underwear has a little swastika on them too (I couldn't help but be reminded of Sid Vicious in The Great Rock & Roll Swindle). Then she pulls Adolf ole boys Johnson out and puts a condom on for him. Yep you guessed it... The rubber has a swastika printed on it. Next Hitler looses his erection and he picks up a hand gun and blows his brains out. Not only is this thing strange but it is even shot well which makes me think it my be frome Europe. Artsy camera work isn't something you usually see in American stag films.

This is one of the best novelty stag films I have ever picked up. Its not very sexy and I am not sure what it is all supposed to mean or if it is in fact supposed to mean anything. I don't even know what country this thing came from. Either way this is an awesome relic and I am proud to own a copy of it, even if it is on some shitty dvd.

If you love weird stags and loops check this thing out. It is available as an extra on After Hours Cinema's release of Sex Slaves Of The S.S.